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Shiatzy Chen - Paris Fashion Week- Spring/Summer ‘09 - Front Row

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Paris, 10/05/2008

“Seeing Is Believing” Fundraising Dinner

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New York, 10/06/2008

2008 Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta Day 3

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Albuquerque, 10/06/2008

Madonna “Sticky & Sweet” Tour

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New York, 10/06/2008

Target Presents Variety’s “Power Of Youth” to Benefit St. Jude - Red Carpet

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Los Angeles, 10/04/2008

Carousel Of Hope

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Los Angeles, 10/25/2008

Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Marry in Manhattan
The radio jock and his longtime love tie the knot before a crowd of A-listers

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: Baby Fever?

Enjoying a weekend in Las Vegas, Mariah Carey was spotted playing hostess at the Bellagio Hotel and Casino’s nightclub The Bank this past Saturday (October 4).

Accompanied by hubby Nick Cannon, the “Always Be My Baby” songstress looked elegant in a strapless black minidress complete with black leggings and black heels as she posed for the paparazzi.

Nicky Hilton?s 25th Birthday Bash

Ringing in her 25th birthday in Las Vegas, Nicky Hilton was the center of attention as she partied it up at PURE nightclub at Caesars Palace on Saturday night (October 4).

The socialite designer was treated to gifts and cake as she was surrounded by family and friends, including boyfriend David Katzenberg, as well as parents Rick and Kathy and sister Paris, who brought her rocker beau Benji Madden to share in the good times.

Miley Cyrus Celebrates Her Sweet 16

It’s one of the most significant events in a teenage girl’s life, and yesterday (October 5) Miley Cyrus celebrated her sweet sixteen birthday a bit early (her actual birthday is November 23).

The “7 Things” songstress was hanging out in familiar territory, performing at Disneyland for 5000 fans, who each paid a hefty $250 for tickets to Miley’s Sweet 16- Share the Celebration party.

Our Military Makes Low Budget PSAs
When soldiers are stationed overseas, they are forced to watch the AFN (American Forces Network), which is full of crappy homemade PSAs. One of their long running “series” of PSAs involves an itty bitty mouse named Squeakers and a devious computer-hacking surveillance cat who teach us about the importance of secrecy. (There’s also a dog […]

When soldiers are stationed overseas, they are forced to watch the AFN (American Forces Network), which is full of crappy homemade PSAs. One of their long running “series” of PSAs involves an itty bitty mouse named Squeakers and a devious computer-hacking surveillance cat who teach us about the importance of secrecy. (There’s also a dog and a rabbit here and there, but who’s counting?) It must be great to be stuck defending your country in some godforsaken 110-degree hole and have to spend your free time watching Squeakers try and outsmart a cat. (I guess you could read a book, but that’s kind of boring.) If we really want to support the troops, maybe we could give them some decent programming.

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5. Dispose Of Sensitive Materials Properly
If you really want to make sure a snooping cat doesn’t find your Top Secret Files, you’ll have to tear then up four or five times.

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4. It’s Everyone’s Responsibility
Where the hell did that cat get a long range microphone and those sweet headphones? Maybe the military should be asking those questions instead of making these crappy PSAs.

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3. Don’t Give Out Sensitive Information Over The Internet
Cat Hacker Central has been responsible for more identity theft than Nigeria spammers and dumpster divers combined.

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2. Watch What You Say
A rabbit taking the Hamster Route? Now I’ve heard everything!

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1. Notice Anyone Suspicious
This one kind of threw me for a loop because in all the previous PSAs, Squeakers the mouse was the good guy and the Cat (who’s clearly a member of Cat Hacker Central) was the bad guy. But in the PSA the tables have turned and Squeakers is the suspicious character. Way to keep us on our toes, military!

Anne Hathaway Laughs at Her Boyfriend Woes
“I broke up with my boyfriend, and two weeks later he was sent to prison,” she jokes on SNL

Miley Cyrus Gets Ready to Party!

Stepping out with her gal pals, Miley Cyrus was all about shopping it up in Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon (October 4).

The “Hannah Montana” singer/actress sported a purple top with black pants and a black jacket as she smiled for paparazzi while moving along from store to store.

Fendi ‘O’ Party

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Paris, 10/04/2008

Premiere Of Weinstein Company’s “Zack And Miri Make A Porno” - Arrival

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Los Angeles, 10/20/2008

Xzibit Plays Sydney

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Sydney, 10/05/2008

Saatchi Gallery Re-Opens To The Public

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London, 10/06/2008

Russell Crowe And Jeremy Piven Visit “Late Show With David Letterman”

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New York, 10/06/2008

Angelina Jolie In Therapy For Depression
Angelina Jolie is now in therapy for body-image issues and depression almost three months after the birth of her twins. Husband Brad Pitt forced her into therapy due to her dangerous depression. “Angelina didn’t want to accept the fact that she was struggling after the twins were born and was really resistant to Brad’s pleas for […]

Angelina Jolie is now in therapy for body-image issues and depression almost three months after the birth of her twins. Husband Brad Pitt forced her into therapy due to her dangerous depression.

“Angelina didn’t want to accept the fact that she was struggling after the twins were born and was really resistant to Brad’s pleas for her to get help,” an insider tells Star. “But she finally agreed.”

“She still thinks she’s fat,” says a source. “She barely touches the food that is brought to her. After a few bites she’ll say, ‘Take it away; I’m not hungry.’ Brad is trying to get her to eat more, but she has no appetite. She clearly has a problem with her self-image. She’s lost some of the baby weight but thinks she still has fat on her stomach. Brad tells her she doesn’t and thinks it’s all in her head, but she still thinks she sees it.”

Clint Eastwood: Angelina Has ‘Most Gorgeous Face on Planet’
But Jolie’s great looks may be a stumbling block, says her Changeling director

Fired Oprah Ex-Headmistress Sues for Defamation
Nomvuyo Mzamane accuses Winfrey of “what amounted to a defamatory campaign”

Sarah Palin In Cheating Scandal
Sarah Plain has been linked to a man who she apparently had an affair with - and the man is her husband’s ex-business partner! They were both married at the time. And according to reports, three members of Hanson’s family have already sworn - one by affidavit - that Palin and Hanson were having an extramarital […]

Sarah Plain has been linked to a man who she apparently had an affair with - and the man is her husband’s ex-business partner!

They were both married at the time. And according to reports, three members of Hanson’s family have already sworn - one by affidavit - that Palin and Hanson were having an extramarital affair!

Hanson owned a snowmobile dealership along with Palin’s hubby, Todd, who got rid of the partnership after hearing stories about the affair, which allegedly took place back in 1996.

And, despite denials from Palin and Hanson, Jim Burdett, a Hanson family insider, has opened up about the family’s secret and even passed a rigorous polygraph test in an effort to reveal the truth - that the affair did take place.

Burdett says, “I’ve known about Brad having had an affair for a long time, but it wasn’t until just recently that I learned his affair was with Sarah Palin. Sarah was elected mayor of Wasilla, Brad became a city council member in the nearby town of Palmer, and they started an affair. Todd found out about the affair and was so mad he broke up their partnership at the snowmobile dealership.”

Another source, who’s remaining anonymous but has given a sworn affidavit as well, is saying, “Todd was away on business a lot and Sarah felt lonely. Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length. Eventually, she realized she was falling in love with him. When Todd got back from one of his trips, Sarah told him that she had begun to have feelings for Brad.”

CNN discovers downside of ‘citizen journalism’
The banner at the top of CNN’s public journalism web site iReport.com reads, “See it first. Your Stories. No Boundaries. You won’t believe what people are uploading.” Indeed, on Friday morning, boundaries were loose. An iReport story posted by a “Johntw”

Travis Barker DJ AM Full Recovery Expected After Plane Crash Kills Four
This weekend in South Carolina a private plane crash that involved Blink 182 Drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM A/K/A Chris Goldstein, a famous DJ and ex boyfriend of Nicole Richie occurred, in which 4 people were killed, leaving only Barker And DJ AM alive. Out of the four people killed in the crash, one […]

This weekend in South Carolina a private plane crash that involved Blink 182 Drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM A/K/A Chris Goldstein, a famous DJ and ex boyfriend of Nicole Richie occurred, in which 4 people were killed, leaving only Barker And DJ AM alive. Out of the four people killed in the crash, one of whom was Chris Baker AKA Lil’ Chris, Barker’s assistant.

A tire blowout may have caused the Learjet 60 carrying Travis Barker, DJ AM and four others to crash upon takeoff just after midnight Friday in Columbia, S.C., officials said Sunday.

Travis Barker and DJ AM are expeced to recover, though they were listed as critical on Saturday night. They are now listed as critical but stable by hospital officials.

LIVE: Title Chasers fight to survive at Talladega
Title contenders Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon are in trouble at Talladega. Can Dale Jr. survive? Follow the action LIVE here.

Britney Spears Mother Regrets Turning Britney Into Lolita
Britney Spears’ mother Lynne’s new book contains explosive revelations that the star was drinking at 13, sexually active at 14 and took drugs at 15 A source has told how Britney was dating the football star while at school, and mother Lynne encouraged the relationship because she thought it would make her more popular. But Britney spent […]

Britney Spears’ mother Lynne’s new book contains explosive revelations that the star was drinking at 13, sexually active at 14 and took drugs at 15

A source has told how Britney was dating the football star while at school, and mother Lynne encouraged the relationship because she thought it would make her more popular.

But Britney spent a lot of time at the boy’s house, where she lost her virginity and mother Lynne admitted later regretting allowing her daughter to date such an older boy.

But when Britney began dating fellow ex-Disney club member Justin Timberlake, Lynne allowed them to spend the night together in Britney’s room. Lynne was said to be sure the teenagers were having sex.

But because she thought Britney was in love and that Justin was good for her she didn’t raise any objections.

Lynne’s book also reveals that she knew Britney, then 15, was experimenting with drugs when she went to Los Angeles to record her breakthrough album ‘Baby One More Time’.

Lynne thought she was going through the typical teenage problems, but they seemed to be more than that, when the singer was allegedly caught boarding a private plane aged 16, cocaine and marijuana was found in her bag.

Britney was caught by her mother drinking alcohol as young as 13. But laid-back Lynne reportedly didn’t mind her children drinking as long as she was there.

But she appeared to have little control over her daughter’s party lifestyle, and by the age of 16, Britney was frequenting bars in New Orleans with her brother Bryan, who is five years older than her.

In the book, Lynne expresses how much she regrets handing over control of Britney’s career to managers and allowing her daughter to be promoted to as a sex object in raunchy videos at such a young age.

Apparently, Britney’s mother was told that if the singer was going to compete with sexier and older stars like Mariah Carey , ’she needed to be marketed more like a “Lolita”‘

A source said: ‘Lynne’s book does a lot of soul-searching on the mistakes she made raising Britney and Jamie Lynn.

But she appeared to have little control over her daughter’s party lifestyle, and by the age of 16, Britney was frequenting bars in New Orleans with her brother Bryan, who is five years older than her.

In the book, Lynne expresses how much she regrets handing over control of Britney’s career to managers and allowing her daughter to be promoted to as a sex object in raunchy videos at such a young age.

A source said: ‘Lynne’s book does a lot of soul-searching on the mistakes she made raising Britney and Jamie Lynn.

‘She says if she had known helping her daughter Britney follow her dreams would cost her her soul, she would never have done it.’

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Idol’s LaKisha Jones to Marry on Sunday
The season-six favorite will wed financial adviser Larry Davis in Beverly Hills

Peanut Butter Attack!
A Washington man is facing an assault charge for allegedly smearing peanut butter on the forehead of a fellow student who is severely allergic to peanuts.

Picasso Paris Exhibition Opening

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Paris, 10/06/2008

Pusan International Film Festival 2008 Day 5

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Pusan {Busan}, 10/06/2008

DiCaprio, Crowe Come Together Over ‘Lies’
Box office bigwigs reunite in critical U.S. vs. Middle East film “Body of Lies.”

Next ‘Top Model’: Amputee or Blind?
A new reality TV modeling competition features physically disabled contestants.

Louis Vuitton - Paris Fashion Week- Spring/Summer ‘09 - Front Row

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Paris, 10/05/2008

Super Blonde Paris Photocall

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Paris, 10/06/2008

30th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball - Show

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Beverly Hills, 10/25/2008

10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
A theory on how Posh puts on her magic boots, plus more from Courteney Cox Arquette, Prince and others

Eddie Van Halen Is Engaged
The guitarist, who battled a mystery illness, proposed to girlfriend/manager Janie Liszewski over the summer, PEOPLE has learned.

Angelina Jolie Says, ‘Everybody’s Great’
“The babies are getting big and healthy and developing personalities,” she tells PEOPLE

Helio Castroneves Speeds Back to Victory
A day after entering his plea in a tax case, the DWTS champ wins a car race

New York Times Fourth Annual Great Children’s Read Presented By Target

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New York, 10/05/2008