President Bush Booed at 2008 Nationals Opener

President Bush is met with jeers as he comes out to throw the first pitch of the Nationals opener in Washington, DC. Added: 04/01/2008

Friday Link Dump
Random Stuff I Found On The Web We did a post once with fake celebrity autobiographies that involved stupid puns.  This is a list of the 30 worst/best real ones. This can’t be real.  Someone tell me this isn’t real. There’s a really easy way to tell if your man has been cheating on you.  Just listen to […]

Random Stuff I Found On The Web

We did a post once with fake celebrity autobiographies that involved stupid puns.  This is a list of the 30 worst/best real ones.

This can’t be real.  Someone tell me this isn’t real.

There’s a really easy way to tell if your man has been cheating on you.  Just listen to this song for a detailed explanation.

This is how McCain should have been introduced.

Kangaroos Are Nature’s Assholes

LINK FRIENDS

Get off me punk (bustedcoverage)

5 Retarded Space Travel ideas (cracked)

Sexy Pirate girls (coedmagazine)

Fat man stuck in Lamborghini (college humor)

Scientologists are crazy (drunkenstepfather)

Elizabeth Hurley has really large breasts (hollywoodtuna)

7 Moments When Rappers Just Didn’t Give A Fuck (beatsandbombs)

Especially Deborah (gigglesugar)

10 End zone celebrations we’d like to see (i-am-bored)

7 Hereos powers we wouldn’t want (screenjunkies)

The uh-oh face guy

Antonio Silva fights steroids charge

Mug Shots Of The Week 9/05/08
As the NFL begins its new season, we kick off our end-of-week mug shot package with a salute to some gridiron heroes.

A Bengal Changes His Stripes
NFL star Chad Johnson joins Dick, Schmuck, Queer, Doody in procuring a new surname

The Dirt On The Dirty
The owner of a popular web site devoted to publishing photos of boozing athletes, inebriated coeds, and other subjects caught with their pants down pleaded guilty himself yesterday to drunk driving.

Lewd Lipstick Larceny
As if having her business robbed wasn’t bad enough, the person or persons who broke into a small Arkansas medical employment agency also left a lewd message on the owner’s desk–written in her own lipstick.

Caught With His Pants Down
A 29-year-old Florida man was arrested yesterday for wearing baggy pants. Kenneth Smith was busted by Riviera Beach cops for violating a city ordinance governing low-slung trousers (or, legally speaking, “exposure of undergarment in public”).

One Palin Mystery Solved
So why did the former business partner of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s husband file an emergency court motion Wednesday to seal all the documents in his divorce case?

Mug Shots Of The Week 9/12/08
Mug shot karma. Everyone in this week’s roundup has it…to some degree.