J.Lo: Greek Goddess
Lopez floats through a photo shoot in Athens. Plus: Jessica Simpson, the Jonas Brothers, Nicole & Keith and more

Smartest Dog In the History of Dogs?
Perhaps. If you were the owner of this crafty little pup, you’d have to be like Ron Burgundy after Baxter pooped in the refrigerator and ate an entire wheel of cheese. You can’t get mad. That’s amazing. I love how…

World?s Most Disgusting Apartment Is In Houston
When your apartment gets to this point, I wonder if you even bother shitting in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter. The moment you feel a dump coming on, do you just drop your pants, squat down and start squeezing no matter where you are in the apartment? I’m also assuming […]

When your apartment gets to this point, I wonder if you even bother shitting in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter. The moment you feel a dump coming on, do you just drop your pants, squat down and start squeezing no matter where you are in the apartment? I’m also assuming you don’t wipe if you’re willing to live in this, too. According to Houston-Imports.com:

This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they’re dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, i gagged non stop.

Other crap to look at:
Jessica Simpson does the county fair (drunkenstepfather)
Amanda Rae is attractive (gorillamask)
Laura Karnyaczki is also attractive (doubleviking)
Guy jumps into a pool from his third story balcony (EJB)
David Blaine is an idiot (BestWeekEver)
Angry Australian clown ruins a kids bday party (nothingtoxic)
Scarlett Johansson is still hot (cameltap)
Ricky Gervais vs. Steve Carrell (comedy.com)
People from Florida are very very dumb (tastybooze)
Hayden Panettiere has a crappy new haircut (theblemish)
These are the world’s deadliest animals (funtasticus)

Who’s Due Next?
We’re counting down to the birthdates of the newest celebrity babies! By Kate Hogan and Sarah Michaud