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Lots of rumors floating around about Angelina and Jolie Brad Pitt - from split-ups to nervous breakdowns, to pregnancy plans, to filthy rumors about the couple’s private life. Star reports that Chateau Miraval, which Jolie and her husband Brad are renting, has become a pigsty thanks to the couple’s lackadaisical approach to housecleaning. “It’s actually pretty disgusting,” […]

Lots of rumors floating around about Angelina and Jolie Brad Pitt - from split-ups to nervous breakdowns, to pregnancy plans, to filthy rumors about the couple’s private life.

Star reports that Chateau Miraval, which Jolie and her husband Brad are renting, has become a pigsty thanks to the couple’s lackadaisical approach to housecleaning.

“It’s actually pretty disgusting,” reports the mag’s source. “Every room looks like a war zone.”

Of the couple’s six children, Maddox and Pax are apparently the biggest offenders, engaging in “toothpaste wars” that leave a gunky mess all over the bathroom walls. The bathroom is said to have also been devastated by the blue dye used for Maddox’s mohawk.

The bedrooms, meanwhile, are reported to have been redecorated with crayon scrawls courtesy of the kids, and the kitchen is “completely fly-infested,” with the sink and counters struggling under the weight of high-piled dirty dishes.

Read the rest, including split-ups, nervous breakdowns, to pregnancy plans in the FULL STORY!

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Catrinel Menghia is also attractive (doubleviking)
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Carmen
Age: 21 Where you’ve seen her: Carmen doesn’t have a last name because the only place I’ve seen her is on a site called camwithher.com and I can’t read anything past her enormo-mams. (Also, her last name isn’t listed.) Pointless quote: Since I can’t find her last name, I also can’t find a quote from her. You’ll […]

Age: 21

Where you’ve seen her: Carmen doesn’t have a last name because the only place I’ve seen her is on a site called camwithher.com and I can’t read anything past her enormo-mams. (Also, her last name isn’t listed.)

Pointless quote: Since I can’t find her last name, I also can’t find a quote from her. You’ll have to somehow make it without one this time.

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Jillian Beyor is Miss COED (coedmagazine)

Audrey O’Day’s Boobs Hang Out (hollywoodtuna)

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Sarah Palin’s Disney Movie Trailer (collegehumor)

Wonder Woman Fights A Gorilla (unibrow)

More Disturbing Vintage Advertisements (funtasticus)

Finally, Old People Can Fall Down Comfortably (i-am-bored)

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